World Dance - Royal Victoria Dock

 
Right where do we start/ “At the Beginning” I hear you say - well can you say it a bit louder so the promoters will hear you?! 7pm-7am it said on the flyer (thought that was a bit early for a World Dance, but then the last one started at mid-day so who am I to argue). We arrived at 8pm, which is way to early for any self respecting Junglist so we expected the place to be deserted - how wrong can you be, the World Dance ‘massive’ where being held in a massive queue!

The venue had not yet opened and no-one seemed to know the reason why. I was alter told that there was a problem with the electrics in one of the arena’s and of course with safety being of paramount importance they wouldn’t let us in until they had been given the all clear by the fire brigade (that the official line - sounds good eh? We just wanted to get dancing!) It would have been a good idea to let the door staff know what was going on so that they could have spread the word. The raving grapevine is a wonderful thing, if you tell someone at the front of the queue, an unbelievable game of Chinese whispers would commence and still no one would have been any the wiser at the end of the queue but at least we would have had something to do! They eventually opened the venue at 9 o’clock and by now were were freezing. Once through the frisking tents we entered what looked like a mini outdoor rave, with an arcade, little tents housing the cloakroom, and a merchandising stall selling all the usual stuff. In front heaven is a place on Earth - the World Dance TEA TENT!! If you’ve never been to a World Dance - go - the tea tent is worth the ticket money!! Through the flaps we burst to some extremely loud, extremely dodgy music. Don’t know who was in charge of the tape selection in the chill out but it ranged from old House to just plain ridiculous (hey hey we’re the Monkey!? A few strategically removed speaker leads helped with the volume. After a delicious thawing cuppa, we were all set to enter the throes. The first room was the Old School area 4. This has a bar serving alcohol (if you’re into alcohol), a lovely wooden floor (if you’re into floors ) and big white sheets wrapped around pillars to break the room up a bit. At first there was a big of a strange atmosphere in here but later on it really livened up with the likes of Food Junkie and Dean Lambert taking you back in time.

The main arena was split in two and while the first half was full of heaving sweaty bodies all night, the second half had plenty of space for those who really waned to tear it up. There was a balcony running the whole length of the venue for those who wanted to watch the laser show and 7000 odd rave having it large! When the main man Mickey Finn lifted the crowd with the classic “Love Don’t Live Here Anymore” the atmosphere in this arena was electric. The scratch master Hype continued the flow and delivered yet another wicked set to lift us even higher.

The inimitable Ellis Dee played a very individual set, changing the pace slightly. With the booming bass from the master - Kenny Ken, the innovative SS, Favio and the godfather - Grooverider the Drum and Bass massive were well catered for. MC MC on the mic’ early on in the evening was replaced by Stevie Hyper D, unfortunately no Fearless or GQ, it somehow didn’t feel like a World Dance without them. No Nicky Blackmarket either, he played the first set to an empty arena, shame it couldn’t have been piped to the queue!

Into the Hardcore arena, DJ Spinback on the one’s and two’s. This man seemed to be playing all night, covering for Hixxy and Seduction who turned up late. The sound quality was not as good as in this arena, full credit to all the DJ’s including Slipmatt, Sy and Vibes who battled on with dodgy needles and jumpy decks. Professional dancing on the night from “Geeza’s and Babes” and “Children of the Bass”, unfortunately anytime anyone moved the record would jump which is fine as long as no one decided to dance (isn’t that what we’re here for?!).

This room obviously wasn’t as full as the other but it’s nice to see the “happy Crowd” in the World Dance house. The House and Trance arena appeared to be where most of the production money had been spent (sorry Jay, Chris, Daz + Paul but that’s how it looked to me!) There was a fair sized stage and a large circular backdrop. The atmosphere in here was kickin’. Professional dancers, wearing only body paint and thongs appeared a various times during the night to give the men something to ogle at. There was also a dancing nun (!) and a muscle man for the ladies.

At midnight the fireworks went off, at two minutes past midnight the fireworks finished. Well that was a BIG BANG - NOT!! What happened to the spectacular firework shows of old, come back Lydd Airport all is forgiven! DJ’s in this arena included Nancy Noise, Andy Morris and Andrew Galea who kept the crowd rockin all night.

To summarise, our crew were 30 strong with musical tastes across the board. I can persuade anyone to go to a World Dance, they have something to appeal to everyone. World Dance always brings out the “old” crew who loved it and cant wait for the next one. The House crew were very impressed with their room and the overall atmosphere at a “big” rave. The Happy Hardcore section, most of whom had not been to a World Dance before - did not get any of the attitude they’d expected. The Drum and Bass / Junglist / World Dance regulars found it very strange, a weird kind of evening, not like a World Dance at all. The entire venue is absolutely wicked, shame it will be lost in the Millennium celebrations. On one point we are all agreed p sort out the queues - 2 an half hours in the rain ain’t no joke.

If you’re reading this review ‘cos you were there, you’ll have you own opinion of the night and it’s probably very different to mine but I’ve tried to cover every aspect of a long night which bloody hard! If you’re reading this trying to decide where to go for New Year or whether to give World Dance a go, my advice would be - try it for yourself. Every raver should experience a World Dance production. They are in a league of their own, there’s the Drum and Bass scene the Happy Hardcore scene, the House scene even the Techno scene - then there’s World Dance. Whatever your taste in music you should sample the WDO delights, ‘cos you never know what new delicacy they’re going to serve up next.

Reviewed by Nicolette (the moaniest raver in town)